THERE`S AN ELEPHANT IN THE GARDEN!!

" Mum!! quick!

There`s an elephant in the garden shed!!

Oh Mum look!!

Now he can`t get out"

" Oh gosh this headache`s really messing my head about!!"

" Oh Mum look! now he`s really very stuck "

" WILL YOU PLEASE NOT SHOUT!

I`m not feeling well today!

Oh gosh darling what did you just say?

Did you say there`s an elephant out there my dear? "

" Yes Mum! look he`s over there!

Ooh!! isn`t he ever so big and round!!? "

" Oh gosh! no please don`t go near his bottom dear!

Elephants can be rather muddy and smelly!! I`ve found!

Darling stay behind me and please don`t make a sound! "

" But Mum look! now he`s breaking up the garden shed!

Because he`s wriggling so much!

Now he`s eating all the new potatoes and all our mulch!

Mum!! hurry quick you`ll have to phone for some help!

Because we need the RSPCA!

I`ll bet they`re not going to believe what you`re about to say! "

" Oh gosh! yes sir! you heard me very well!!

There`s really an elephant in our garden!!

Oh Lord help us!! now he`s eating all my fruit trees!!

Please can you send us someone quickly?

Before he wrecks my house as well!! "