Poem -

Things I hate ......

Things I hate ................................................

Standing in a queue, only to be told, closed,

Being told a tellers life story when in a hurry,

 Being told a hairdressers life story when in a hurry,

Beggars outside a shop and you haven’t been paid yet,

An ATM stealing your card and a huge queue behind,

Smell of mothballs in the urinal,

People spitting on my face in conversation,

What to do when you have spit on your face,

Intrusion of my personal space,

Especially with bad body odour or bad breath,

People padding discussion in a meeting with nonsense,

People coming late for a meeting,

People sleeping in a meeting,

People using laptops during a meeting,

People using mobile phones during a meeting,

Dropping the soap more than once in the shower,

Farting privately at work only to find out it is diarrhoea,

Climbing in a lift after someone has farted and stopping for more people,

Main course of Brussel sprouts at an invite by a vegetarian,

The smell of your farts after eating brussell sprouts,

Drunk people hanging on me,

Having a conversation with that drunk person,

Traffic on a Friday afternoon,

Invite to a meeting on a Friday afternoon,

The same people from the previous boring meeting,

Movie re-runs on TV,

Finding a foreign hair while eating,

Noticing the bald chef with lots of chest hair,

Popcorn shells in my teeth,

And the winner is…………

Diarrhoea after eating Brussel sprouts at work,

Rushing to the toilet only to bump into the spitting guy.

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