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Those nursery rhymes🤣

Those nursery rhymes🤣

Everyone knew about Humpty Dumpty, he looked like an egg and was such a numpty, he fell off a wall with a rumpity bumpy and now he’s messed up and always grumpy 🥚

Little bo peep had a dozen woolly sheep, they snored so loud that no one could sleep, and all snuggled together in a heap
Well the Farmer and his wife couldn’t cope coz getting no rest was making then mope 
So they slipped out into the night and slid down a slope to flee from farming to the cape of good hope 🐏

Jill hurried up a hill hurtling away from Jack who was counting one to twenty hiding behind a hay stack
When all of a sudden the weather turned black which was why silly Jilly stumbled over a stone and crashed on her back 🐑

Now Jack heard the commotion at the bottom of the hill 
He tried to track the wailing to find his Jill but the wild, wind was howling in a whirling shrill 
The two of them were sciving they had buckets to fill and when they finally landed home they were both poorly with a chill 👭

Little Miss Muffet liked curds and whey well af least that’s what the rhyme does say and apparently a spider wanted to play but she was so scared that it ruined her day 🕷

Now what about that little boy blue 
He knew what he was meant to do
but as he watched over his sheep with a beautiful view he nodded off into a land on a cloud of cuckoo 🐑

Jack Sprat could not eat fat but his wife was very greedy
So he ate his rashers, she scoffed his rinds and cleaned the plates indeedy 🥓

There was a nursery rhyme about a Country house where a farmer lived with his angry spouse, she used a carving knife and chopped the tail off a mouse
Three times those blind mice caused her rouse 🐭

 

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Greg Etsell

not good night sleep 
some times i wonder where sleep went 
did it run away from me

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Jill Tait

Ay I managed couple hrs broken shut eye I now hate bedtime :( but hey ho I like being awake lol ❤️🤣💙❤️

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Greg Etsell

me to if i do sleep
all i have is bad dreams 

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Jill Tait

Awww yup I had horrible nightmare other morning :( xxx

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Marion Price

I have pinned so I can read to my grandchildren...brilliant 💖

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Jill Tait

Totally honoured my lovely Marion ❤️❤️❤️

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