Those nursery rhymes?

Everyone knew about Humpty Dumpty, he looked like an egg and was such a numpty, he fell off a wall with a rumpity bumpy and now he’s messed up and always grumpy ?

Little bo peep had a dozen woolly sheep, they snored so loud that no one could sleep, and all snuggled together in a heap
Well the Farmer and his wife couldn’t cope coz getting no rest was making then mope 
So they slipped out into the night and slid down a slope to flee from farming to the cape of good hope ?

Jill hurried up a hill hurtling away from Jack who was counting one to twenty hiding behind a hay stack
When all of a sudden the weather turned black which was why silly Jilly stumbled over a stone and crashed on her back ?

Now Jack heard the commotion at the bottom of the hill 
He tried to track the wailing to find his Jill but the wild, wind was howling in a whirling shrill 
The two of them were sciving they had buckets to fill and when they finally landed home they were both poorly with a chill ?

Little Miss Muffet liked curds and whey well af least that’s what the rhyme does say and apparently a spider wanted to play but she was so scared that it ruined her day ?

Now what about that little boy blue 
He knew what he was meant to do
but as he watched over his sheep with a beautiful view he nodded off into a land on a cloud of cuckoo ?

Jack Sprat could not eat fat but his wife was very greedy
So he ate his rashers, she scoffed his rinds and cleaned the plates indeedy ?

There was a nursery rhyme about a Country house where a farmer lived with his angry spouse, she used a carving knife and chopped the tail off a mouse
Three times those blind mice caused her rouse ?