THREE MEN AND A BULB!

One`s six foot two and yes his eyes are blue!

The youngest is his son.

The other`s a mechanic in training!

Oh what a bloody confused trio they have just become!!

After all folks! you know that a light bulb is just a flippin little ball of glass!

And it lights the way just fine.

But when it goes in a bloody huff and goes bang!

Your way is very hard to find!!

Now folks!...this is a tale about Miss Renault!

Who`s our Polly to you and me!

She beams each day when she sees her young master

And takes him to where ever he wants to be!

She sits there chugging away quite happily!

Amongst all the other motors!

She`s very proud of her style!

And just chuckles when she hears the others stutter!!

But today she was feeling quite poorly, bless her heart!

She had developed ever such a bloody worrying twitch!

Then suddenly her light went out!

Very close to a dirty big blummin ditch!

So the three men got out and they all muttered!

Then they scratched their puzzled heads!

" Has she had her breckie yet?! " the tall one asked!

" Of course she has ya silly sod! she`s always bloody well fed "

So the mechanic in training, gingerly lifted her bonnet!

And looked at her tum deep inside!

" It bloody beats me what`s gone wrong with her today! I really just can`t decide! "

" Dad! look!! " said her young master!

" Oh no! she`s gone bloody blind in one eye!

What am I to do? "

" We`ll buy her a new bulb son!

Then see what that big headed mechanic in training can do! "

So off they went to the shops, with money, their pockets were filled to the brim!

Then back they came with a brand spanking new bulb!

But try as they might! the bloody thing wouldn`t go in!!

" Oh! I wish I had smaller blummin hands! "

The mechanic muttered under the traffics din!

He wiped his brow in sheer panic!

He just couldn`t figure the bloody thing out!

And he looked at the pair with such a blush!

" Oh come on pally me old lad! fix our poor Polly!!

You know I`m really in a bloody rush!! "

So four hours later

400 what`s!?

200 when`s!?

And 40 how`s?!!

Our Polly was finally feeling a bit better!

But oh boy! did that mechanic feel bloody small!

Because out to the rescue comes little old mum!!

And fixed the blummin thing in minutes for them all!!

G xx