THREE MEN AND A BULB

One of them is 6" 2", and yes his eyes are blue!

The youngest is our son.

The other one is a mechanic in training

Oh gosh! What a confused little trio they have just become!

Now we all know that a light bulb is just a little ball of glass!!

And that they light the way for us! just fine!

But when they get in a huff!  they go bang!

Then our way is just too hard to find!

Now! This is my little tale about Miss Renault!

Who is our Polly to you and me!

She smiles so sweetly! when she sees her master!

Then she always takes him to where ever he wants to be!

She always! just chugs away quite happily!

Amongst all the other motors.

She`s also very proud of her style!

And just chuckles away to herself

when she hears the other motors stutter!!

But today she was feeling ever so poorly!

And she had also developed a very worrying twitch!!

Then all of a sudden her light went out!!

Very close to a dirty big ditch!

So the three men got out and they muttered to themselves!

Then they scratched their puzzled heads!

" Has she had her breaky yet? "  the tall one said.

" Of course Dad!

You know I always keep her well fed!! "

So the mechanic in training! then lifted her bonnet!

And he looked at her tum deep inside!

" Oh heck! It beats me what`s the matter with her, mate?!!

I really just can`t decide! "

" Dad look!! "  says her master in dismay!

" Blummin heck!! now she`s gone blind in one eye!

Oh Lord!  what am I going to do now? "

" Oh don`t worry me old lad!  we`ll just buy her a new bulb!

And we`ll see what our mechanic in training can do?! "

So off they went with lots of money

Then back they came with a bulb! and one spare!!

But no matter how hard they all tried!!

The flipping thing wouldn`t go in!!

" Oh blummin heck! me old lad!!

I wish I had smaller hands!! "

The mechanic in training had to yell!! in the traffics din!

Then he wiped his brow! In panic!!

Because he just couldn`t figure it out!!

Then he looked at the pair! With a blush!!

" Oh come on lad!! hurry up and fix our poor Polly

You know we`ve really got to rush!! "

So four hours later !!!!

And after 400 whats?!!

200 whens?!!

And Lord only knows!!  how many hows?!!

She was finally!!  feeling so much better!

But oh boy!! Did that mechanic in training feel small !!

Because out to the rescue came Mum!!

And fixed it in minutes for them all!!