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TILLY

TILLY

I once knew a girl whose name was Tilly
When it was hot she was always chilly
She always did things the wrong way round
Like listening to music without volume or sound

There was a time when in the pouring rain
Tilly went to the doctor to tell him of no pain
Then to the shops she did go
Did she buy anything the answer is no

So when you are in the city and bump into Tilly
Don't think of her as stupid or very silly
She may be considered backward and extremely slow
However Tilly is the sweetest girl that I know

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