TIME TO DRESS

A bra or a girdle
A corset or cinch
Panty hose or nylons
What to use, in a pinch
 
Leggings or hosiery
Tights or a skirt
Stilettos or pumps
But not in the dirt
 
Fishnets with a garter belt
A feather boa or a fichu
A merry widow or crinoline
Maybe a sari would do
 
Panties or not
A brassiere or bandeau
Chokers or weepers
I haven’t a clue
 
Platforms or heels
A blouse with a mini
A camisole or chemise
I’d pick the bikini
 
A dress or a cat suit
With boots or some knickers
Jeans with a jumper
That would bring snickers
 
A poncho or scarf
A shawl with a tracksuit
A trainer with thongs
Oh what a hoot
 
And hats are so varied
So many to try
All of those choices
You just wanna cry
 
A Fedora or Garbo
A Panama or Derby
An Ascot or Tugue
A Coalman or Coolie
 
A Bonnet or Sombrero
Or a Glengarry, and a Beret
A Gaucho or Top Hat
Oh what do you say
 
And then it’s those skirts
And kilts with a lock
A maxi, midi, or mini
Oh, who gives a frock
 
So much to choose from
To wear in one day
And that’s why there is
So much delay
BOEMS by JA 171