To Kiss An Ass

To kiss an ass
Save, rather
Grind the teeth
And lick unclean gums
Then pucker up
Coming away
With a feces 
Painted nose.
Why would you,
Want these
Purposely 
Sandpapered chap lips
Violating 
The smooth jack ass
That so many may be;
Plus,
I'm really not 
That good
At getting 
The conceited in a bent over mood.
This act
One I don't condone upon,
So that when I see
A kiss ass 
They can kiss my ass.