To Some Degree

My name is Andy and I'm doing a masters in biology,
would we wish to be back at uni with all it's diversity?
I went for an interview with Luig Ferreira da Silva see,
He said: 'Not at the moment but you have more experience than me.' 

My name is Chancellor and I'm doing a PHD in accounting,
they say the money men are boring, dull, never changing,
could have gone to Eton but what does a black man sound like?
Not bothered, in fact - suggested the accuser should take a hike.

My name is Lucan and I'm doing a BA in criminology,
I had to eliminate a couple of people, you may have heard of me,
now I live in South America, didn't die under a ferry blade,
with all this study, now I've really got it nicely made.

My name is French and I'm doing a doctorate in english,
I'm trying to airbrush Waterloo, the Brits are so boorish.