Tobias the Terrier 🐕‍🦺

Along with his Mistress Mary, he toddles along in front of her and its whether shall they wander

She always takes him to the shops which is just along the street

But when they walk along the boulevard, Oh this is such a treat

Coz when they reach the steep stone steps, she will let him off his long leather lead

And just like a rocket, zig zag zooming to the moon, he will race off with gusto and speed

Aww Tobias just absolutely adores that soft, sandiness of the beautiful, briney beach

As a much tattier Tobias runs back to Mistress Mary, covered in blood sucking limpets, that cling like a leach

Haha but this doggone hairy crazy canine doesn’t worry or  care

When Mad as a hatter Missy Mary tries her very best to pull the sticky, slimy snails from his mattered hair

But seeing his stern Mistress having a dicky fit is all just part of the fun