Poem -

Toilet Dreams

Running faster

Collapsing bladder

Tripping

O my toe

Running faster

Skipping disaster

Darkened staircase

Flipping switch

O relief

Running stopping

Releasing bladder

Turning

O no

Dreaming laughter

Pissing disaster

Lighted staircase

Friends place

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