Funny Things

Isn't it funny driving, when you're visiting a new place,
Your eyebrows folded inwards, a concentrated look apon your face,
And even though it's your first time, arriving in this town,
You cant really find that house unless your music gets turned down.

And on the subject of driving, and when they add an extra lane,
Something that drives me bonkers, almost makes me go insane,
That slow as heck vehicle, driving as fast as a dawdling cow,
When the lane is added, they accelerate faster now.

When you are on public transport, a plane a train or bus,
Someone thinks it's normal, some think it's not a fuss,
But when they are watching tiktoks, they think everyone wants to hear,
I really don't want to endure that crap, so put an earpod in your ear.

When your partner asks you, does my bum look big in that,
This is a dangerous question, which may cause a verbal attack,
But then she'll know you lying, and you will receive a slap,
Just know that when she asks you this, it is a no win trap.