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Since " selfishness is self destruction in slow motion, "
I'm going                                                                                                                    year!
                to                                                                                                         new
                    stop                                                                                       happy
                            pushing                                                                      a                                                           
                                          the                                                    Have
                                                fast                                      year!
                                                      forward                   new
                                                                   button  this