Poem -

tongue in cheek

tongue in cheek

I could burn midnight oil of love
fan flowery words of seduction
but I'd rather toil on none of the above
and remember the first time I fucked ya
so sorry if it's basal and it sticks in your nasal
and plain and simple without structue
was kinda mad..and a wee bit bad
and it caused a bit of a rupture !

 

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Lost

Hahaha...when it's a fuck it's is a fuck. Rapture and all that. Tongue in cheek is right...Brilliant

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pauline codd

Ha ha..tried last night but this ditty came..once it's in my brain it has to go on paper...rapture would suit very well..x

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