Poem -

Tough Loving

Tough Loving

Enough of the lame
hug me
social media lamentations
about your incessant
boo hoo situations

Now I am forced
to invoke
my roughest Tough Love cliches

Thicken your frickin skin

Take life ownership

Jump off that train to Woe

Lose that self pity rap
and get your sorry ass
back in the game

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