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Trapped She Keeps Me

Trapped She Keeps Me

I must sound crazy 
Crazy to you 
I'm crazy to me too 
Locked she keeps me
Locked I've been 
Even now 
Even then 
Never left her 
Never will 
From healthy broke 
To wealthy ill 
To candy canes 
And prune juice 
To fire lanes 
And loose cooch 
We'll laugh our teeth out 
Loose some hairs 
Creeky wooden 
Rocking chairs 
And when our assets sagging low 
Reach the floor 
Repulsive slow 
And people ask me where I've been 
Trapped she's kept me 
Ever since

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zZzleepy

This is the best! I laughed way too loud in the library reading this. So I had to show the librarian your poem so she wouldn't kick me out and she loved it too. (She still kicked me out cause it was closing time...sigh)

<3H

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Curious Onlooker

Hey Heidi, it's nice to meet you :) very sorry for the late reply but I'm so happy someone found it funny haha. Thank you so much <3

CO

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