Trapped She Keeps Me

I must sound crazy
Crazy to you
I'm crazy to me too
Locked she keeps me
Locked I've been
Even now
Even then
Never left her
Never will
From healthy broke
To wealthy ill
To candy canes
And prune juice
To fire lanes
And loose cooch
We'll laugh our teeth out
Loose some hairs
Creeky wooden
Rocking chairs
And when our assets sagging low
Reach the floor
Repulsive slow
And people ask me where I've been
Trapped she's kept me
Ever since
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Comments
This is the best! I laughed way too loud in the library reading this. So I had to show the librarian your poem so she wouldn't kick me out and she loved it too. (She still kicked me out cause it was closing time...sigh)
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Hey Heidi, it's nice to meet you :) very sorry for the late reply but I'm so happy someone found it funny haha. Thank you so much <3
CO