TRICKY DICKIE

Tricky Dickie was a wide boy that's a fact 
Everything about him was neatly stacked 
Bargains and loopholes were Dickie's traits 
He went to the pub on Fridays along with his mates 

Dickie could charm the birds off the trees 
Always had a smile and always said please 
Never been in trouble though with the police or law 
Easy to spot with his sheepskin coat that's for sure 

So if you see Dickie around your town or city 
Give him my regards and mention this ditty