Trump University Valedictorian
According to
Trump University's
Transcripts
The Valedictorian
For the Class of 2016
was no other
than what we
like to affectionately
call
"Fat Boy"
In Economics
Given the fact
that North Korea
is not doing
so hot
Economically
The Don
has chosen
to withhold
giving Rocket Man
his diploma
The break down
in talks
yesterday
had more
to do
with an irate student
rather then
two world
leaders
in disagreement
in signing a resolution
A secret recording
is as follows
Kim Jong Un: Trump I don't sign shit if I don't get my diploma!
Trump: Fuck You Fat Boy! Sign or I am going home and along with me
is the sweet deal you have with McDonalds!
Kim Jong Un: You can suck my big and I mean big Kimchi Infused Missile then!
I want my fucking diploma!
Thus we know the real story!
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