Tuther & another

Well Matthew here goes especially for you:)

I got one then I got another but the second turned out to be not as good as the tuther.. damn & blast they should have been exactly the same, but the tuther was broken when it finally came..well of course I disapproved, I sent a complaints letter, but the one I received was snottier & better.. they told me I could return the tuther back to the sender & hopefully in time it would go to the mender

Huh the mender thought I as I raised my eyelids up to the sky, who the hell is he, that can fix the tuther, too late for that.. I’d given it to my brother.. Our Dougy didn’t notice the tuther wasn’t right, I never told him at all about my plight.. coz he thought it was brilliant and said to me.. “Ooh thank you our Jill” happily..then he said “I might buy one of these for our Mother, where did you get it from & I will purchase another ?”

I looked at our Dougy and I told him the true tale about how his was broken, I bought it in a sale.. but if he ordered another, make sure you don’t buy two.. I ordered both together with the one for you..one was in perfect working order, but the tuther I gave you had a missing border.. “Ah well I would never have known” Dougy said as he smiled at me and scratched his head