Poem -

TV Is Rubbish

TV is rubbish!!!

Just sitting on the sofaΒ 
Whilst I jot a little ditty
Not much on the telly
But thats usual, what a pity

Never mind I think as I spend my time
As I try to make poetry & words that will rhyme

Im fond of playing word games
With the letters down below
& the grid up above for the words all to go

But im getting very clever & its poetry I do write
As I amuse myself at this time of the night

Its such good fun, its so good for my brain
as I go over sentences again & againΒ 

Haha I think, wow that rhymes, that will fit
my sister said to write a song
She said twould b a hit !!

A hit I say you are havin a laugh
Well I could practise, I guess when Im having my bath

So when Im bathing in the bath
ill be singing out my tune
With my candles all aglow & the light of the moon

If the door is locked & I cant hear you
I wont know that youre desperate
For a pee or a poo

Im lost in my bubble, in my rhyming & my word
It is not my fault
If your pleas cannot be heard

Just cross your legs a little longer
I shant b long
Im composing a hitΒ 
With my
Lyrics to my song?

Β 

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