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Twas the night before

Twas the night before

A little more lights an snow to cover the pretty little Christmas tree.

Fiddle de de fiddle de de,

A star top you and candy amongst you pretty little Christmas tree.

Fiddle de de fiddle de de,

All open in splendour for all to see my pretty little Christmas tree.

Fiddle de de fiddle de de,

I can't wait to open the presents beneath my pretty little Christmas tree.

Fiddle de de fiddle de de,

Though while I was sleeping someone came to admire my pretty little Christmas tree.

Fiddle de de fiddle de de,

It was not Santa who came to see my pretty little Christmas tree.

Fiddle de de fiddle de de,

No I awake in the morning and some bastard stole! My pretty little Christmas tree.

Fiddle de de fiddle de de

When I catch you Mr Grinch I'll hang you from my pretty little Christmas tree.

Fiddle de de.

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