Tweedledee and Tweedledum

There sat the terrible Tweedledee and Tweedledums
Both at opposite ends of the classroom twiddling their thumbs
Swinging back and forwards on their chairs these pair of gormless chums
Struggling to seek solutions for the mathematical sums
Now Mr. Matthewson wasn’t in the best of moods
Why only in the early hours when he was walking through the woods
He did espy this couple of nincompoops underneath bright blue hoods
Up to all kinds of mischief thinking they were cool dudes

So today of all days this teacher didn’t have the time to put up with their nonsense of jibberish rhyme
And when he caught the two likely lads sending signals in mime
Well they would be punished for annoying him but what would be the crime ?

“TWEEDLEDEE AND TWEEDLEDUM WAIT OUTSIDE MY OFFICE DOOR”
As their feet dragged them both, eyes fixed upon the floor
They stood fidgeting for ages wondering what would be their chore
Mr. Matthewson marched through his headmaster’s door and he grabbed the rattan cane from out of his cabinet drawer
Well when he had finished with his anger the twosome’s hands were red raw !!!