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TWOS AND THREES

TWOS AND THREES

Ā 
Having three is better than having two
When it comes to body parts this is not quite trueĀ 
Ā 
If you had three eyes you would certainly see more
However who wants to see the effects of killing and warĀ 
If you had three legs it may quicken your paceĀ 
Not always true think about the three legged raceĀ 
If you had three ears it would improve your soundĀ 
My argument is you can't hear anything buried undergroundĀ 
Ā 
After reading this poem I hope you will agreeĀ 
When it comes to body parts two is better than three

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!!...... you are such a trip KIERAN!!..... this has the perfect pacing to it to highlight your intent..... made me laugh out loud brother poet!!.....ALL STARS!!......thanx for the smiles man!!.....LOVE and ROCKETS!!......T xo ?āœ³āœ“ā˜€???

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