Uh uh sore throat?

Not for the faint hearted this write
I’ve acquired a stinking cold thru the night

Razor sharp throat, runny nose, sore beak
Head is hot,  I’ve got the shivers
Ruddy cheek

Not impressed with my plight
Best keep everyone out my sight
Less these germs I will spread
Think I’ll be confined in my bed

Wheres the paracetamols & the vick
I’m not a good patient when I’m sick

It better not get any worse
I’m going to give myself a nurse
Clothes piled on I am freezing
Now I’m too hot causing wheezing

God knows where we catch these bugs 
Huh I really wish I knew
I bet it was from all that shopping
When I was standing in that queue

Strangers were coughing & spluttering free
The flamin’ germs would be multiplying 
Heading straight to me

Dammit  I was hunky dorey last night
Full of healthiness & sprite
Yet three hours later after sleep
I lie awake counting sheep

Then it starts with a sore throat
I get out of bed grab a coat
Put the kettle on make a drink
Throat needs lubrication I think

So alas its one of those nights
I’m sat watching my Xmas tree lights
They are twinkling all aglow
So Merry Christmas Ho ho ho