Us Northerners realistically speaking

There is a definate devide
Betwixt and between
England’s pleasant pasture’s green
You see there are the southerners down south 
Probably around about and abit above Bournemouth
Then us northerners up north
Now this includes everywhere within one hundrend and forty miles from the Firth of Forth

Though up north from a southerner will be the middle of the map
but realistically Macclesfield and Manchester are well below northerners bootstrap
They are actually more or less the center of our Island
and never should be classed as the northern highland
So now I have explained the great north’s border 
Let me tell you about a fact and put something into order

If and when storms strike Southerners 
The news channels goes mental 
It is almost the end of the world for the shudderers
Yet live up north and the situation is very different
In truth we are so much stronger and well used to the broadcasters referent
Northerners are hardy so suffer anything that befalls
Tho southern fairies don’t recognise this but we have balls !!!