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VERY BRITISH PROBLEMS

Very British problems are really plain to see
Not enough milk for that lovely cup of tea 
Very British problems you're not first in the queue 
Have now wait your turn that much is so true 

Very British problems the weather is too hot
Cold winter days in December you simply forgot 
Very British problems the chippy is closed 
Have to cook now and you feel totally exposed 

Very British problems this pub doesn't sell beer
Whatever made you end up drinking here ?
Very British problems are exclusive to the UK
Would they happen in Europe I'd rather not say

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