Volcanic Eruption.

A good fart is hard to find.
I will tell thee constipation on my stomach is not kind.
If only i could release a good fart.
For sure for emptying my bowels that would be the start.
I try real hard when I’m on the loo.
I push and groan till my face turns blue.
But nothing not a thing.
Christ real ease to my bowels soon i must bring.
My stomach gurgles and loudly roars.
Sweat pours out of my facial pores.
I walk like a waddling duck.
It looks like something up my arse is stuck.
A good fart is hard to find.
For two whole weeks i have not sat at the family dinner table and dined.
Oh i do hope soon i let one rip.
So at night i can have a painless kip.