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vote

vote

Today we 
vote
However
I suspect
my ballot
is
being
used
as 
a
coaster
while
some
progressive
is
eating
their
vegetarian
tofu inspired
lunch

A lot
of dead
people
voted
for
JFK
back
in the
day

So it tickles
me
when the
DEMS
don't 
understand
why
a lot
of 
folks
question
the validity
of massive
mail in
voting

I don't 
trust
the GOP
either
however

shutter
to think
that 
a guy
with dementia
could be president
with a running 
mate
that thinks
the NEW GREEN DEAL
is a
good
thing

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A Lonely Journey

Hey Greg, 
Awesome, my friend! I thought I was the only one who noticed that Ol' Joe is not completely of sound mind. Don't get me wrong, I'm not making fun of him, and people get older, and the body, and mind break down, it's just part of life, but being President is a tough gig(especially these days!), and I worry a little about Joe(and his socialist ideals, too) running the country. God bless him, but we need a strong person to deal with this world. 
Nice write, though. 
Matthew. 

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The fish of the sea

I really like this work Greg, just really spoke to me for some reason. But stay safe out there! Best wishes from Aus. Kind regards. The Fish of the Sea 

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Being Me

Who on earth do you vote for? Seems like a choice between the devil and the deep blue sea!  Exactly like it is over here! Great write, Greg. Bang on topic! x

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Being Me

Ahhhh!  See I, being this side of the pond and only getting snippets of info, thought that you could only vote for Trump or Biden... Which was worrying. Glad there is another candidate to vote for! Let's hope your Jo Jorgensen (Scandinavian descent?) wins then x

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GREG TUCKER THE...

she won't, but I live in California so it does not matter because it will go to Biden for this state.  It is the principle I am voting for

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Being Me

And the principle is a very fine one! 

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The fish of the sea

Good to see! Choice and freedom is more important than stick with the pack!

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Yiyan Han

Majority of Americans are smart enough to know what's good for their family. Let's have the freedom to enjoy YMCA YWCA as in my "Relentless" ;))

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

I think we need a do-over and if you want your vote counted you have to go in person show your I.D. and make sure the signatures match and a flag shows up if you vote somewhere else...

Make sure the poll workers aren't bias or prejudice same as you would to qualify as a juror...

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Feathers

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