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Waiting

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Sydney Smith
Waiting

Twisting and turning
holding and burning
how long has it been?

Sitting and waiting
I'm shaking and aching
The wait is killing me!

I need relief 
from this horrible grief
OH GOD I JUST HAVE TO PEE.

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