Poem -

Wake Up And Smell The Roses.

If only if only i knew.
But i didn’t know.
That you.
Would get up and go.
Now i am left to pick up the pieces.
Inside me sadness never ceases.
I thought that we would never part.
I always loved you even though in bed you would always fart.
And you would only shower every six weeks.
But i always loved you even though your sweaty body always reeks.
If only if only i knew.
That you would turn out to be runaway sue.
Now i sleep in a fart free bed.
And next beside me on the pillow i no more have your unwashed hairy unkept head.
The more i think about it.
The more i realise into this new fresh smelling lonesome life my soul can fit.

 

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sparrowsong

Hello William...

Did you wish you had a cold and a stuffy nose a lot?

Just wondering...

Funny write my friend!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong

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William Wallace

Hello sparrowsong, i used to wear a covid face mask it helped. Ta for comment stay safe.

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