WAKING

When I go, to sleep at night
I fall, into this dark abyss
Only to wake up in morn
And have this, urge to piss
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But with my body, indisposed
With its, early morning stasis
All attempts at getting up
Take so much longer, on this basis
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And as those fluids start to move
Pulsate and finally flow
It’s like a glazier slowly melting
Disposing, of its ice and snow
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My brain engages slowly
Like an inverse lava flow
It plods its way, up my nape
Then ignites my brain, let’s go
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And as I sit there, peeing
For I no longer stand
I find it hard, to get back up
So my wife gives me a hand
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Then I limp to go downstairs
But find the stairs too steep
So turn around, head back to bed
And go right back, to sleep
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Then as I lay there
And I doze
I feel quite torpid
In my repose
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Until my wife
Does come along
And gives to me
Her dance and song
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“Get off your ass”
“You lazy bum”
“I have some things”
“That I need done”
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So once more, I rouse myself
And strain, each weary bone
Crawl back, out of bed again
To face, that great unknown Â
BOEMS by JA 174Â Â

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