WATCH OUT SANTA CLAUS

Santa Claus is a naughty fellow in my eyes
Under the influence with sherry and mince pies
Let's hope he will not be using his sleigh 
He would have a drink driving conviction coming his way

Escape down a chimney would be his plan
Good thinking on the part of this jolly man 
Giving presents to kids his get out clause
Making sure everyone has one without any pause

Be careful then Santa as you go through the snow
The sherry and mince pies can be lethal you know