Water Nectar Of The Gods.

On holy water i religiously imbibe.
Tis the blessed water of that christian tribe.
I drink the water so it does purify my soul.
A soul as black as underground coal.
It tastes of heaven so sweet and pure.
I have been told all sorts of evilness it does cure.
It passes down my throat with a warm sensation.
And it comes in a bottle that has a heavenly presentation.
I take a long swig from the bottle.
And all the evilness in my soul i can feel it throttle.
Tis powerful stuff this holy water.
Now i know why the vicar keeps a bottle beside his holy alter.