WEATHER PREDICTIONS

There is one thing about my friend Heather 
Certainly useless at predicting the weather
Decided she would call our friend Lorraine 
Who said today will be full of heavy rain 

Just for confirmation I checked with Joe 
He said to me that it will be light snow 
The weather forecaster said mist and mirk 
I believe his name happened to be Kirk 

So many predictions really isn't funny 
The day turned out to be cold and sunny
Next time I need a forecast will ask our dog
He will bark once for wind and two for fog