Wedding Prisoners

The fascist bridal fashionista
demanded mass apparel compliance
for we males held hostage
by archaic traditions
 
She decreed
this dumb uncomfortable
cumberbund accessory
was a nuptial ensemble necessity
for all guys in the wedding party

We acquiesced like good sheep
without protest or question
along with the endless stream
of photo op indignities
to keep the peace
and to greatly increase
our chances of getting laid
post reception

The things we do for lust