Poem - 06 September 2017, 06:28

WEEZEN

If you are weezen
It’s not too pleazen
So take some tissues and hide

Wipe all that snot
Plus, whatever else you’ve got
And come out, when the symptoms subside
WIZDUMBs by JA 306

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Wisdom

Poetry Genre:

Comedy

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Humour

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