WEIRD WACKY AND TRUE

Just how weird and wacky some stories can be
This one is true so please kindly believe me
Steve Jenne in 1960 was a fourteen year old boy
Was living and grew up in Sullivan, Illanois
Vice President Nixon came to visit Steve's town
All that walking and talking time for a sit down
Ordered a barbeque sandwich for something to eat
When in came Steve for a chance encounter meet
Mr Nixon left his half eaten sandwich right there
Steve decided to take it he didn't bother or care
Sixty years later it's still in Steve's home freezer
So ending the tale of this most interesting geezer

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