Welcome to Camp Zombie

My paranoia exploded
that one dark day
when the all knowing
algorithm chose
to require a box
I now need check
when I signed into X
to verify my humanity
as the Musk oligarchy
and that bitch Pam Bondi
conspire against me
to dredge up my past posts
that skewered their fair Charlie
and the current MAGA shit show
I will soon be
packing my bags
for my assigned trip
to the Donald J Trump
reeducation camp
deep in the jungles
of some South American shithole
for a little thought purge
and mental indoctrination
to join the uni thought
brain dead collective

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