Poem -

WHAT FOOD AM I ?

WHAT FOOD AM I ?

I'm often served with cold meat for the ultimate dreamΒ 
Never served in desserts or mixed up with creamΒ 
Food connoisseurs have me with cheeseΒ 
Doesn't matter what kind I aim to pleaseΒ 

Everyone associates me with burgers that much is trueΒ 
I'm found on the pickle shelf if you want a clueΒ 
I am always in vinegar I think you will findΒ 
Eating too much of me will blow your mindΒ 

I hope this poem has you thinkin and smirkinΒ 
The answer of course is I am a gherkin

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