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What Shall I Do About The Nail In My Wife's Forehead?

A man sees a nail in his wife's forehead
Before he could say anything, she cries
Honey I have a headache, that's so big
And my sweaters keep snagging as if rigged
He looks into his wife's eyes and then sighs
He would have done something but then he lies
I don't see anything, but I love you

Woman see through loving eyes her problem
Before he could say anything, she cries
Honey why you didn't tell me of this
Cause my sweaters keep snagging as if rigged
He looks into his wife's eyes and then sighs
I would have done something but then he lies
I didn't see anything, I love you..

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