Poem -

WHAT TO WEAR (MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

A cravat, a bow tie or a patterned tieĀ 
Difficult decision I'm not going to lie
Dinner jacket, a waistcoat or tuxedo
What to choose I really don't knowĀ 

Should the trousers be black, brown or blue
I have to look smart that much is true
With regards to the shoes slip ons or lace
Then should I be clean shaven on my face

All these choices so extremely hard to decideĀ 
One things certain I won't clash with the bride
I will be ready soon I'm nearly thereĀ 
Just unsure what to do with my hair

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