Poem -

When My Ticket Numbers Win

When My Ticket Numbers Win

When MyΒ 
Numbers
Match
The Winning Lottery
Ticket
We are going
to Have
a Party
at the Headquarters
of Cosmo

Poetry
verse
laced
in gold

Rhymes
inscribedΒ 
in edible
arrangements
a Ice Sculpture
made inΒ 
DBLANKPORTRAIT'S
IMAGE
and little
birds
that imitate
the likeness
of Sparrowsong
will Perch
within
the entrance
of the Reception

VIP Limos
will provide
transportation
to Notables
such asΒ  the TaylorsΒ  ( Cherie and TOny)
Β Larry Ran
and of course Lorris Morris
with his entourage of beautiful models,Β 
while a Private Airplane
will be provided
for those who are
travelling
a long
distance such as TINA, Nigel, Barry
and Merrill

What a grand day
it will be
I might even haveΒ 
a Pint
with my fellow
Comrades.........................
Β 

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