Where is that sock? Where can it be?

Smelly socks upon our feet smouldering amidst the sweaty heat, covering heals and smothering toes.. oneāsĀ tootsies would be cold without those
We wash them daily everyday in Motherās machine they spin and sway, yet when the washing cycles spun and done..itās strange but thereās always one sock is gone!!
So we find it in amongst the drum our searching for the sock is overcome.. filling the dryer with all the wet clothes.. the dial is turned on, itāl soon dry those
Youāve finished your dishes from after the tea, the washing should be dried now completely.. but after opening the hot door and taking it out.. thereās one sock missing without a doubt!!
Yet youāve folded the lot and put it away all nice and cleaned for another day, nothing needing ironing, twas just night clothes with towels, socks and knickers, you donāt iron those
Where is that sock ? Where can it be? Itās got you demented āOh woe is meā so you have yet another odd sock in your drawer, this has happened alot of times before
Does the dryer gobble them ?Ā thereās always a missing sock!!
Then two weeks later you discover it inbetween your toddles frock
The mystery of the missing sock is every Motherās nightmare..tho you clean lots of socks daily, you are always left with an odd pair
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Jillian!!Ā
I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were in the sock contest, also! I just posted my entry, too. I loved yours!(Aside: what kind of strange person writes of socks??!!).Ā
Socks are amazing, aren't they? I think if everyone wore smiley face socks every day,Ā the world would be a much better place, there would be no wars, or discontent, and our feet would be warmer. My first love was a sock puppet named Verna McFelters III. She was lovely, with blue yarn for hair, and some of those googly eyes glued on. I loved her until my mom threw her in the washer, and then she looked like a one-eyed freak with straggly hair. Sigh.Ā
Great poem! You should definitely come in a high position in the contest.Ā
Matthew.Ā
Hahaha u soo funny well u see I felt left out & lonely like this lovely lonely guy I know on Cosmo lol ??ā¤ļøā¤ļø?? iv been busydoun few today take a look if u like xxx
I will, Ms. Jillanator,Ā
I've just been so busy at work that I haven't had much time to be on. I'm sorry if I've missed some of your brilliant, and wacky ditties, but I will ketchup...I mustard to, or I won't be able to relish your poems...for some reason I'm craving a hot dog now! lol.Ā
Thanks!Ā
M.Ā
Haha that was very clever you such a saucy guy lol ????
LOL.Ā
Yes, quite saucy, as a matter of fact, when I was on Hollendaise in the Prego Mountains of Chile, I encountered a Barilla(it's a combination of a bear and a gorilla), and he condimented on that too! lol.Ā
Thanks!Ā
M.Ā
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Heehee what a brilliant imagination u hav Matthew my friend xxx????ā¤ļø
Awwww I luv your daughters half ostrich and half dinosaur mint !!!!! So cute ???Thanks my luv Cherie ā¤ļø
Haha Cherie thats u told luv ??ā¤ļø
Ha ...ha...Jill, another fabulous one about...socks...lol, I'm off to read Mathews now, Tony, Cherie and Greg have also posted silly sock poems ...love it lol ?
Ay luv thats y i did one pml haha isnt it fun we all im snyc xxxx thanks hunnybun xxx??? i cant think what to write this
mornin tho xxx