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WHERE'S MY BRAIN?

Has anyone seen my brain I've left it somewhereĀ 
Searched all around the house and it is not thereĀ 
Looked in the garden and even under the chairĀ 
Misplacing one's brain is just totally unfairĀ 

My brain was last used doing a puzzle I thinkĀ 
Or was it used for making some kind of drinkĀ 
Should you happen to see it the colour is pink
Please put it in the post and send it to my shrink

I will keep on looking until my brain is foundĀ 
Try not to be too noisy and won't make a sound
It's not under my bed or lying on the groundĀ 
Let's hope I find it soon and it hasn't drowned

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