Poem -

Who doesn’t love me?

Devised satire I show you 
as you flaunt yourself 
your ego pulsating  exaggeration 
 The mundane behaviour you desperately shake and decorate 
With vain,narcissistic description.
You drip with self obsession 
you quiver at your own voice don’t you?
you think you show wit 
but you’re actually a tit. 

 

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