Poem -

Who's The Boss?

Who's The Boss?

Santa Claus is cross

needs to show who's boss

the elves went on the doss

kids all over the worlds loss

A day of no creating

Santa found frustrating

when he's done berating

to Mrs. Claus hes relating

She tells him to stop and think

tomorrow they'll have a missing link

Santa's work phone on the blink

they'll have to swim or sink

Elve's realise they need Santa's input

or the production line will go kaput

got themselves in a bit of a rut

Will their bonus be cut?

Next day Santa pretends to be in a huff

his comments brisk and off the cuff

but he can't for long be tough

doesn't like his voice this gruff

He calls the elves to a meeting

and their delighted with his greeting

he says he know's there'll be no repeating

and there's a bonus on each seating

So all is well

Ain't it swell

next time you hear the jingle bell

the elves are having a lazy spell

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