Poem -

why do i do biology?

i am sitting down in school

as my sexy teacher comes walking in,

there is a stir between my fucking  legs

o no here we go again,

Why do i do biology?

who the fuck am i trying to cod ,

sexy teacher is asking me all kind´s of question´n

cant even answer becouse of this rod ,

i turn my head to look around

just to see the time on the clock,

this rod is getting fucking bigger

it´s down  now to my sock´s,

But i feel excitement building

what the fuck am i going to do ?

if i dont get the fuck out of here 

sexy teacher i will explode all over you,

But she look´s at me and sees what i have 

and whispers, my o my it´s as big as an alligator ,

she said , the front door  key is by the gate 

i´ll see you big boy´s later . wink , wink 

 writen by  

paul o carroll

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Paul you are so funny, that was comic genius, not sure if 'cod' was a spelling error or deliberate but either way LMAO!!!  You made me smile so much!!!  A vote from me Paul:)

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