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why do i do biology?

i am sitting down in school

as my sexy teacher comes walking in,

there is a stir between my fuckingĀ Ā legs

o no here we go again,

Why do i do biology?

who the fuck am i trying to cod ,

sexy teacher is asking me all kind“s of question“n

cant even answer becouse of this rod ,

i turn my head to look around

just to see the time on the clock,

this rod is getting fucking bigger

it“s down  now to my sock“s,

But i feel excitement building

what the fuck am i going to do ?

if i dont get the fuck out of hereĀ 

sexy teacher i will explode all over you,

But she look“s at me and sees what i have 

and whispers, my o my it“s as big as an alligator ,

she saidĀ , the front door Ā key is by the gateĀ 

i“ll see you big boy“s later . wink , wink 

Ā writen by Ā 

paul o carroll

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Paul you are so funny, that was comic genius, not sure if 'cod' was a spelling error or deliberate but either way LMAO!!! Ā You made me smile so much!!! Ā A vote from me Paul:)

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