Willy Shake rewrit

Hell Yeah!
that's wot we need!
Othello as a bitch
A lesbian bitch
Lickin Desdemona out
tungin out that bitch
cos that's wot we need!
it's​​​​ more alive!
for dem modern crowds
tacklin all dem issues
that affect us all right?
gender ecwallity
homofobya
Yeah!
Yeah!
but don't stop there
amputee lesbian Othello
wheelchair Othello
spastic Othello
black spastic Othello
whitey spastic Othello
No!
Othello woz black right?
don't change that bit
that would be like just silly
wheelchair Romyo
played by a butch bitch
calling up to Julyet
played by transqueen
let's get refuckinwrit
all that classic shit
it's​​​​ too borin innit
​​​no meanin anymore
rip it all up
shit on it
it's English innit
and that's bollocks
innit