Winnie the pooh and Christopher too

What shall we do today said Christopher Robin to Pooh.

Why don’t we vote, it will be something to do!

So off they did go to vote in the race,

Of who would be king of this wonderful place?

Shall we vote labour?  Or shall we vote blue?

Their all really useless said Tigger to Pooh

Eyore and piglet both shook their heads,

If we vote for those fools then were better off dead

So they did umm and so they did argh!

They thought and they thought and ate honey and grass.

Eyore got sad and piglet was sick

Tigger just bounced and rabbit nitpicked.

So as the light did fade to the west,

They sat in the wood and tried their very, very, best,

To think of a party that would tell them the truth

And decided it was all bullocks and repaired Eyore’s old roof.

This just goes to prove at the end of the day,

That even made up characters aren’t easy to sway

Cannot be lied to and oppressed and contained,

Cos one day even they, will stop playing their games.