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Winnifred Witch

Winnifred Witch

Spluttering, smoudering sizziling slime
Enters the cauldron with a touch of lime
Winnifred Witch she stirs with might
All through the day untill midnight

Her potion is not yet complete
As she adds a bat & nine frogsΒ 
feet
β€œKaboosh Matoosh Bawwety Chelle”
Her beady eyes fixed as she casts her spell

Ten rats, twelve cats watch her this night
They cower in darkness in sheer fright
Winifred Witch the woman in white
She is the most blood-curdling sight

So if you are walking in your wood
You see a stooped lady
Wearing a hood
She is all in white & carries a stick
For goodness sake get away quick??

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